{"id":181,"date":"2011-04-15T19:55:33","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T19:55:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/findingpepe.com\/?p=181"},"modified":"2021-01-21T15:46:50","modified_gmt":"2021-01-21T15:46:50","slug":"looking-dreamy-in-creamy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/?p=181","title":{"rendered":"Looking Dreamy in Creamy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It tends to frustrate me while shopping for Pepe finds, to pull a hideous garment off a shelf, hand it to Alexis to model, and find that it instantly looks fantastic on her perfect bod despite the heinousness of the design.&nbsp; This has happened too many times to count, for instance, the Lime Green Formalwear, the Pastel Suit, and countless others yet to be posted.<\/p>\n<p>Once in a blue moon I find one that fits and flatters me quite perfectly.&nbsp; But instead of it being something like this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/findingpepe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/denimcrochet.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-183\" title=\"denimcrochet\" src=\"http:\/\/findingpepe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/denimcrochet.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"1119\" srcset=\"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/denimcrochet.jpg 650w, https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/denimcrochet-174x300.jpg 174w, https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/denimcrochet-594x1024.jpg 594w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The one that fits and flatters on me looks more like this&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/findingpepe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/pillowcasedress1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-184\" title=\"pillowcasedress\" src=\"http:\/\/findingpepe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/pillowcasedress1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"986\" srcset=\"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/pillowcasedress1.jpg 650w, https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/pillowcasedress1-197x300.jpg 197w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But on the bright side, I think I used to own this dress in it&#8217;s first life, as a pillowcase.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It tends to frustrate me while shopping for Pepe finds, to pull a hideous garment off a shelf, hand it to Alexis to model, and find that it instantly looks fantastic on her perfect bod despite the heinousness of the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/?p=181\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[5,6,8,9],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":235,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions\/235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}