{"id":22,"date":"2011-01-22T00:57:06","date_gmt":"2011-01-22T00:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/findingpepe.wordpress.com\/?p=19"},"modified":"2011-01-22T00:57:06","modified_gmt":"2011-01-22T00:57:06","slug":"ginger-scalp-skin-skirt-suit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"Ginger Scalp Skin Skirt Suit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/findingpepe.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/01\/rustvelour1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-22\" title=\"rustvelour\" src=\"http:\/\/findingpepe.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/01\/rustvelour1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"468\" height=\"747\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This baby glistened at me from across the store.\u00a0 It slithered like a raccoon, it shimmied like a snake.\u00a0 It called \u201ccheeeeeeck meee oooouutttt.\u201d\u00a0 I thought it was just a puke\/rust-colored subtly patterned crushed velour oversize tshirt with shockingly poor construction.\u00a0 But when I pulled it off the rack I realized that no!\u00a0 It was a puke\/rust-colored subtly patterned crushed velour oversize tshirt with shockingly poor construction and a <strong>matching skirt<\/strong>.\u00a0 It was only fitting that when I tried it on the shade of the fuzzy fabric perfectly matched my ginger locks, leaving me looking like I had skinned some of my own clan and swathed myself in their pelts. Fabulous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This baby glistened at me from across the store.\u00a0 It slithered like a raccoon, it shimmied like a snake.\u00a0 It called \u201ccheeeeeeck meee oooouutttt.\u201d\u00a0 I thought it was just a puke\/rust-colored subtly patterned crushed velour oversize tshirt with shockingly poor &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/?p=22\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[5,6,7,8,9],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}