{"id":49,"date":"2011-01-22T17:51:42","date_gmt":"2011-01-22T17:51:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/findingpepe.wordpress.com\/?p=49"},"modified":"2021-01-21T15:38:38","modified_gmt":"2021-01-21T15:38:38","slug":"watercolored-wonder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/?p=49","title":{"rendered":"Watercolored Wonder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/findingpepe.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/01\/alexissuit.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-50\" title=\"alexissuit\" src=\"http:\/\/findingpepe.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/01\/alexissuit.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"432\" height=\"792\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Alexis looks <strong>fine<\/strong> in this shiny florida-bungalow-sofa-fabric Jackie O suit with miniature plastic cheese Danish posing as buttons. She looked so fine that 3 different people who worked there told her how great she looked and commented that she should immediately buy this horrendous piece of synthetic fiber upholstery and wear it to a wedding.&nbsp; We smiled politely and took the photo as quickly as possible.&nbsp; This was the first and only time I felt a bit guilty about taking these photos.&nbsp; But not guilty enough to hit delete.<\/p>\n<p>OK if I\u2019m honest Alexis actually does look pretty good in this one.&nbsp; The girl can rock a pastel pencil skirt \u2013 who knew.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alexis looks fine in this shiny florida-bungalow-sofa-fabric Jackie O suit with miniature plastic cheese Danish posing as buttons. She looked so fine that 3 different people who worked there told her how great she looked and commented that she should &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/?p=49\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[5,6,7,8,9],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":232,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions\/232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findingpepe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}